Okay. Ten thousand dollars. Every single day. Passive. Starting right now.
Here's the plan. Step one: buy my course. Step two: something happens. Step three: yacht. It's written on a napkin, so you know it's legit.
Now let's do the one thing the napkin never does. Read the documents.
Day trading for a living. A study tracked every new day trader in Brazil's futures market. Of the ones who stuck it out past three hundred sessions, ninety-seven percent lost money.
Print-on-demand. Etsy's own filings work out to about a hundred and fifty-six dollars a month per active seller. Before Etsy takes its cut.
And the big one. An FTC complaint says the trainings promised forty thousand dollars a year. It puts the median bonus at a hundred and thirty-nine. Those are allegations, not findings. So we stamp it open, and we say so.
So let's check the original napkin. Scentsy publishes its own median: four hundred sixty-six dollars and fifty-six cents. For the whole year. At that rate, one day of ten K takes twenty-one years. Close enough.
In fairness, here's our napkin. Revenue to date: zero dollars. No ads yet. No affiliate links. And no course, ever. The day we sell you a method is the day we become our own next autopsy.
Passive Income Autopsy. Every income claim deserves a cause of death. Bring us your napkin.
